I remember taking a college business course, and having a guest speaker come in to talk about his career as an actuary. In case you didn’t know, that’s a person who uses statistics to analyze the financial consequences of risk regarding uncertain future events (such as life expectancy) that are of concern to insurance companies. Sounds pretty dry and boring to me, but the combination of smoking, drinking, and Slim Jimming would probably rev up the statistical juices of even the most buttoned-down actuarialist.
I’m not really sure if anyone has a definitive answer. I guess he could be used for either. In any case, I put him up for “adoption” on eBay, and Philip Lamb took him in. Now known as “Johnny,” it looks like he went to a very good home.
Here’s a link if you would like to view Johnny in his new home with his rather large extended “bottle cap” family: